OUR CONSUMER INFORMATION!!
01. CONSUMER INFORMATION
OUR CONSUMER INFORMATION IS QUITE SIMPLE (AND BRIEF AS WELL): WE WILL INFORM YOU OF OUR SERVICE WARRANTY POLICY, OUR SERVICE REFUND POLICY, OUR SERVICE EXCHANGE POLICY, OUR SERVICE RETURNS POLICY, AND OTHER CONSUMER INFORMATION.
02. SERVICE WARRANTY POLICY
OUR SERVICE, OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! OFFERS A LIFETIME WARRANTY ON OUR SERVICE OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR SERVICE IS WONDERFUL AND WE CAN TELL YOU THAT IF YOU
HAVE ANY SUSPICION THAT OUR SERVICE, OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! MAY BE FAULTY, PLEASE DO NOT PURCHASE IT!!!! THERE IS NO GUARANTEE THAT OUR SERVICE, OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! IS PERFECT, THEREFORE IT MAY HAVE SOME SERIOUS DEFECTS. IF YOU THINK THAT OUR SERVICE IS NOT GOOD, PLEASE DO NOT BUY OUR SERVICE!!
YOU MUST THINK FIRST AND CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS BEFORE MAKING A SELECTION!!!! WE OFFER NO GUARANTEE THAT OUR SERVICE WILL BE 100% RELIABLE. WE ARE VERY SORRY ABOUT THIS ASPECT OF OUR BUSINESS, BUT WE DO OFFER A LIFETIME WARRANTY ON OUR SERVICE, OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!!
THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU LOSE YOUR COPY OF OUR VITAL DOCUMENTS, WE WILL REPLACE IT 100% FREE (WITHOUT CHARGE) AS LONG AS YOU HAVE PROOF OF PURCHASE!!!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU!!!!
03. SERVICE REFUNDS POLICY
SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE, BUT WE DO NOT OFFER MONEY BACK OR REFUNDS ON OUR SERVICE, OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! IN OTHER WORDS, ALL SALES OF OUR SERVICE, OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!!, ARE FINAL!!!! HOWEVER, YOU MAY CANCEL YOUR SERVICE WITH US BY NOTIFYING US IN WRITING VIA TEXT MESSAGE, EMAIL, OR U.S. POSTAL SERVICE. SO WE DO ACCEPT SERVICE CANCELLATIONS THOUGH!!!! SO YOU MAY CANCEL
SERVICE WITH US IF YOU WOULD LIKE!!!!! IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THAT POLICY, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUSINESS WITH US IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO!!!! BUT WE HOPE THAT YOU DO BUSINESS WITH US!!!! GODD MAY BLESS YOU FOR IT, TOO!!!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU!!!!
04. SERVICE RETURNS POLICY
WE DO NOT ACCEPT RETURNED MERCHANDISE, SORRY!!!! SORRY, IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH OUR POLICY, YOU CAN EITHER PURCHASE FROM US OR GO ELSEWHERE TO PURCHASE FROM ANOTHER BUSINESS!!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUSINESS WITH US IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO!!!! SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUT WE REALLY DO HOPE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH US!!!! SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!!!! GODD MAY BLESS YOU FOR DOING BUSINESS WITH US, TOO!!!! SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
05. SERVICE EXCHANGES POLICY.
SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE, BUT WE DO NOT OFFER EXCHANGES ON OUR SERVICE, OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! ALL SALES ARE FINAL!!!! IF YOU DO NOT AGREE OUR POLICY, YOU CAN PURCHASE FROM US OR DO BUSINESS ELSEWHERE - SORRY!!!! SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOUNGIN!!!! GODD MAY BLESS YOU IF YOU DO BUSINESS WITH US, THOUGH!!!! PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND!!!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU!!!!
06. SERVICE CANCELLATION POLICY.
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE OFFER A GENEROUS SERVICE CANCELLATION POLICY. OUR SERVICE, OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! CAN BE CANCELLED BY THE PATRON!!!! IF THE PATRON IS NOT HAPPY WITH OUR SERVICE AND WANTS TO CANCEL, THEN THE PATRON MAY CANCEL THEIR SERVICE WITH US!!!! THE PATRON MUST NOTIFY US IN WRITING THAT THEY WISH TO CANCEL THEIR SERVICE WITH US. APPROVED METHODS OF MAKING A CANCELLATION REQUEST IS: VIA TEXT MESSAGE, EMAIL, OR U.S. POSTAL SERVICE (U.S. MAIL).
OUR TELEPHONE NUMBER IS +1(513)999-4738 IF YOU WANT TO SEND A TEXT MESSAGE WITH YOUR CANCELLATION REQUEST TO US. OUR EMAIL ADDRESS IS:
omekka40@godd.info IF YOU WISH TO SEND A CANCELLATION REQUEST BY EMAIL. OUR MAILING ADDRESS IS ON THIS LEGAL PAGE NEAR THE TOP OF THIS DOCUMENT!!!! PLEASE GIVE US
YOUR FULL NAME, TELEPHONE NUMBER, AND DATE OF INITIAL PURCHASE. ALSO, A PURCHASE RECEIPT IS REQUIRED AS WELL!!!! AND WE WILL PROCESS YOUR CANCELLATION REQUEST WITHIN ONE JULIAN CALENDAR EARTH MONTH.
PLEASE GIVE US AT LEAST 30 DAYS ADVANCED NOTICE AS WELL. SO, IF YOU WANT TO CANCEL YOUR SERVICE ON MAY 08, JUST SEND US YOUR CANCELLATION REQUEST BY APRIL 08. THERE IS NO CHARGE TO CANCEL YOUR SERVICE WITH US!!!! ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR CANCELLATION POLICY, CALL +1(513)999-4738. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE OUR CANCELLATION POLICY, YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO PURCHASE FROM US OR DO BUSINESS ELSEWHERE - SORRY!!!! WE HOPE THAT YOU DO STAY WITH US THOUGH!!!! GODD MAY
BLESS YOU FOR IT!!!! WE APOLOGIZE!!!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU!!!!
07. LIABILITY DISCLAIMER
WE HAVE MADE FORWARD LOOKING STATEMENTS ON OUR WEBSITE ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES FOR MAKING A GOOD AMOUNT OF MONEY PER MONTH, ETC. THESE FORWARD LOOKING STATEMENTS MAY SEEM OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY, BUT THEY ARE STILL POSSIBLE. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEBODY COULD MAKE A LOT OF MONEY EVERY MONTH BY USING OUR SERVICE. IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE
THAT THE PATRON COULD IMPROVE THEIR BRAIN FUNCTION AND HEARING OR NOT. GOOD HEALTH DEPEND IN LARGE PART ON WORK ETHIC, DIET, EXERCISE, HABITS, CLEANLINESS, PATRONS WILLINGNESS TO PRAY, AND GODD JESUS CHRIST AND THE HOLY GHOSTO!!!! SO, REMEMBER, YOU MAY IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH,
OR NOT IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH. WE DO NOT GUARANTEE PATRON WILL IMPROVE THEIR HEALTH BY USING OUR OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! IT IS COMPLETELY UP TO YOU!!!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU!!!!
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INTERPRETATION OF OUR EBOOK AND SERVICE, AND ACTION OR REACTION USING IT. YOU ASSUME ALL RISK WITH READING OUR EBOOK. THERE IS ABOUT A 50% CHANCE THAT IF YOU USE OUR SERVICE, THERE WILL BE A VIRUS
OR MAYBE SOMETHING NEGATIVE MAY HAPPEN. ALSO, THERE IS NEARLY A 50% CHANCE THAT SOMETHING GOOD CAN HAPPEN IF YOU USE OUR SERVICE. YOU ASSUME ALL RISK AS FAR AS YOUR INTERPETATION AND MEANING OF OUR EBOOK, GODDBLESS X8!!
DO NOT READ OUR EBOOK NOR PURCHASE OUR SERVICE IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO TAKE A GAMBLE!!!! YOU ALSO AGREE NOT TO DO, THINK, OR SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE AS A RESULT OF READING OUR EBOOKS!!!! THANK YOU!!!! GODD BLESS!!!!
08. TIME POLICY
ON OUR WEBSITE, WE HAVE LISTED DIFFERENT TIMES THAT ARE NOT STANDARD JULIAN TIMES. JULIAN TIME IS BASICALLY 365 DAYS PER NON-LEAP JULIAN EARTH YEAR, AND 366 DAYS PER LEAP JULIAN EARTH YEAR. THERE ARE 75 365 DAY NON-LEAP YEARS PER JULIAN CENTURY AND 25 366 DAY LEAP YEARS PER
JULIAN EARTH CENTURY. A JULIAN EARTH CENTURY IS 100 YEARS. WE HAVE FOUND OUT THE YEAR THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS BORN AS WELL AS THE PERIOD OF TIME FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE FIRST PERSON ON EARTH TO THE YEAR THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS BORN. WE DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG THE UNIVERSE EXISTED BEFORE THE FIRST PERSON WAS BORN. WE WILL KNOW SOMEDAY, THOUGH!!!! WE HAVE FOUND THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS BORN IN THE EARTH YEAR 3542 ET (0 AD IN JULIAN EARTH TIME). AND THAT IS NEARLY
1,275,120 DAYS FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE HUMANKIND UNTIL THE YEAR THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS BORN. ALSO, THE YEAR 2019 AD IN JULIAN EARTH TIME IS THE YEAR 5592 ET IN REAL EARTH TIME!!!! EARTH TIME CALCULATES
AN EARTH YEAR (GODD'S VERSION OF AN EARTH YEAR) AS 360 DAYS, NOT 365 OR 366 DAYS. IN ET TIME, THERE ARE 1000 MILLISECONDS PER SECOND, 60 SECONDS PER MINUTE, 60 MINUTES PER HOUR, 24 HOURS PER DAY, 8 DAYS PER WEEK, 45 WEEKS PER EARTH YEAR, 30 DAYS PER MONTH), AND 360 DAYS PER EARH YEAR (WE ARE CALLING A YEAR AN "EARTH YEAR"). SO BASICALLY, WE USE A MODIFIED, MORE ACCURATE MEASUREMENT OF TIME. WE USE REFERENCES TO EARTH TIME ON OUR WEBSITE. HOWEVER,
WHEN IT COMES TO BUSINESS AND FINANCIAL MATTERS, THE JULIAN EARTH TIME IS USED BECAUSE THAT IS THE NORMAL TIME KEEPING STANDARD. BASICALLY WE INFORM YOU OF EARTH TIME (ET TIME) ON OUR WEBSITE,
BUT YOUR FINANCIAL TRANSACTION MAY BE PROCESSED BY USING JULIAN EARTH TIME!!!! SO, THE PATRONS ENROLLMENT DATA MAY BE PROCESSED USING JULIAN EARTH TIME, BUT WE MAY INFORM YOU OF EARTH TIME (ET TIME)!!!! THAT IS JUST HOW IT WORKS!!!! PLEASE CALL +1(513)999-4738 IF YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION ABOUT OUR MEASUREMENT OF TIME!!!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU!!!!
09. FREEDOM OF CHOICE POLICY
FROM OUR VIEWPOINT, WE TRY TO DO OUR BEST TO MAKE ALL PEOPLE SMILE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERY DAY!!! WE KNOW THAT OUR SERVICE CAN HELP YOU IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS!!!! WE HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!! BUT WE WILL ALSO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE WHETHER OR NOT YOU WILL PURCHASE FROM US. YOU CAN EITHER ACCEPT OR DECLINE OUR OFFER. IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH, IMPROVE YOUR WEALTH,
IMPROVE YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION AND LISTENING SKILLS, INCREASE YOUR ASSETS, AND BE RESPECTED ALWAYS, THEN OUR SERVICE MAY BE RIGHT FOR YOU!!!! IF YOU THINK THAT OUR SERVICE MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR YOU, YOU ARE
MORE THAN WELCOME TO PURCHASE FROM A BUSINESS THAT IS NOT OURS. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU MAY DO BUSINESS WITH US AND/OR A DIFFERENT BUSINESS IF YOU WANT TO!!!! YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO BUY OUR SERVICE AT ALL -
THE CHOICE IS YOURS TO MAKE!!!! SO PLEASE MAKE A GOOD CHOICE, WHATEVER YOU DO DECIDE TO CHOOSE!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU!!!!
10. WORK HARD, PRAY HARD, EAT VEGETABLES, AND DRINK WATER POLICY!!!!
WE HOPE YOU LOVE EACH OTHER, WORK, PRAY, AND WE HOPE YOU EAT VEGETABLES AND DRINK PLENTY OF WATER!!!! ALTHOUGH THIS IS OPTIONAL, WE WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY AND WEALTHY, FIT AND HAPPY!!!! SO, LOVE EACH OTHER, WORK HARD, PRAY HARD, EAT VEGETABLES AND DRINK WATER - IT IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU FOREVER!!!!
11. 100% FREE LUXURY SERVICE TRIAL
BY SIGNING UP TO USE OUR OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!!, YOU CAN TRY US OUT FOR FREE UNTIL THE 8TH DAY OF NEXT MONTH. SO, YOU CAN
DOWNLOAD OUR LUXURY EBOOK, GODDBLESS X8!!, AND USE IT WISELY. EVEN IF YOU DO NOT PURCHASE AND CONTINUE USING OUR SERVICE AFTER YOUR FREE TRIAL ENDS, YOU CAN
STILL KEEP OUR EBOOK, GODDBLESS X8!! HOW IT WORKS IS: YOU SIGN UP TO USE OUR SERVICE. YOU ENTER IN YOUR PAYMENT DATA AND BILLING INFORMATION. THEN ONCE YOU DO THAT, YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO A DOWNLOAD PAGE,
AND THAT GIVES YOU THE ACCESS CODE TO GAIN ACCESS TO GODDBLESS X8!!. THEN, YOU CAN DOWNLOAD AND READ OUR EBOOK AS LONG AS YOU LIKE. ONCE YOUR FREE TRIAL IS OVER, YOU WILL BE CONTACTED BY TELEPHONE OR EMAIL TO SEE IF YOU WISH TO PURCHASE AND CONTINUE USING OUR SERVICES!!!! IF YOU CONTINUE USING OUR LUXURY SERVICES, THEN YOU WILL
BE BILLED 1 PAYMENT OF $248.69 U.S. DOLLARS PER MONTH ON THE 8TH DAY OF EACH MONTH. THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PAYMENT METHOD IS VIA ELECTRONIC PAYMENTS USING THE ZELLETM BANKING APPLICATION.
LIKE WE SAID, IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO PURCHASE OUR SERVICES AFTER YOUR FREE TRIAL ENDS, YOU CAN STILL KEEP OUR EBOOK, GODDBLESS X8!!, AS A FREE GIFT TO YOU!!!! ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR 100% FREE SERVICE TRIAL, CALL +1(513)999-4738. THANKX SO MUCH, YOUNG FRIEND!!!!
12. OUR SERIOUS RISKS POLICY!!!!
DEATH AND/OR SERIOUS INJURY, DISABILITY, DISEASE, AND/OR ILLNESS MAY OCCUR IF YOU USE, MISUSE, ABUSE, NOT USE, AND/OR MISHANDLE OUR SERVICE OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! JUST REMEMBER, ANYTHING BAD MAY HAPPEN IN LIFE, SO BE CAREFUL!!!! BAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN AS A RESULT OF USING OR NOT USING OUR SERVICE. AND/OR GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN AS A RESULT OF USING OUR SERVICE. BE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT USING OUR SERVICE
OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!!, BECAUSE INJURY AND/OR DEATH, DISEASE, DISABILITY, AND/OR ILLNESS MAY OCCUR AS A RESULT OF USING IT.
ALSO, GOOD THINGS MAY HAPPEN FOR YOU IF YOU DO USE IT AS WELL. BUT THERE IS STILL THE CHANCE THAT SOMETHING COULD GO WRONG. SO, IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO TAKE THAT GAMBLE, THEN DO NOT BUY OUR SERVICE OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! YOU MAY EITHER BUY FROM US OR ELSEWHERE.
BUT THE RISK IS YOURS TO TAKE!!!! WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DEATH, SERIOUS INJURY, DISEASE, DISABILITY, AND/OR SERIOUS ILLNESS BECAUSE OF THE USE OF OUR SERVICE OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!!! DO NOT BUY OUR SERVICE OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! IF YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE IT WILL WORK FOR YOU. THANK YOU AND GODD BLESS!!!!
13. FORFEITURE OF LEGAL ACTION POLICY!!!!
BY PURCHASING OUR SERVICE OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!!, YOU AGREE NOT TO TAKE US TO COURT AND NOT TO THREATEN A LAWSUIT, AND NOT TO SUE US, NOT TO FILE ANY COURT INJUNCTION AGAINST US. WE KNOW THINGS MAY OR MAY NOT BE PERFECT IN LIFE SO THE RISK IS ON YOU!!!!! WE WARN YOU AHEAD OF TIME THAT OUR SERVICE MAY CAUSE DEATH, SERIOUS INJURY, DISABILITY, ILLNESS, AND DISCOMFORT.
SO, DO NOT BUY OUR SERVICE OMEGA PREMIER LUXURY WORLD IMPROVEMENT SERVICE X8!! IF YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT THE QUALITY OR IF IT WILL WORK FOR YOU!!!! WE DO NOT GUARANTEE IT WILL WORK FOR YOU. BY PURCHASING OUR SERVICE, YOU AGREE NOT TO FILE ANY LEGAL ACTION(S) OR LAWSUIT(S) AGAINST GOODWATER INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY IN ANY COURT(S) OF LAW!!!! WE DO NOT GUARANTEE THAT OUR SERVICE WILL WORK FOR YOU!!!! IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY WITH OUR SERVICE, DO NOT BUY OUR SERVICE (OR CANCEL OUR SERVICE) AND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO BUSINESS WITH US!!!! THANK YOU AND GODD BLESS!!
14. OUR ACCURACY POLICY!!!!
EVERYTHING ON OUR WEBSITE MAY NOT BE 100% FACTUAL OR TRUE!!!! PLEASE USE YOUR BEST JUDGEMENT WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING CHOICES!!!! EVERYTHING ON OUR WEBSITE MAY BE 100% TRUE, PARTIALLY TRUE, PARTIALLY FALSE, OR 100% FALSE!!!!! USE YOUR BEST JUDGEMENT!!!! IF
YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THAT WE ARE BEING HONEST AND YOU DO NOT BELIEVE WE HAVE INTEGRITY, DO NOT PURCHASE FROM US. YOU MAY DO BUSINESS ELSEWHERE IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE WE ARE AN HONEST BUSINESS!!!! WE HOPE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH US, BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE WE ARE NOT
THE RIGHT FIT FOR YOU, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PURCHASE FROM US, NOR ESTABLISH A BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH US!!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND GODD BLESS!!!!
15. OUR VARIATION IN RESULTS POLICY!!!!
RESULTS MAY VARY BY PERSON. ON OUR WEBSITE, WE GIVE RESULTS BASED UPON OUR OWN EXPERIENCES. BUT THE RESULTS OF EACH PATRON WILL VARY FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT, SO EACH PERSON
WILL HAVE A DIFFERENT RESULT. YOU CAN HAVE GREAT RESULTS, BAD RESULTS, AVERAGE RESULTS, OR A MIXTURE OF RESULTS. IT VARIES. YOU ACCEPT THESE RISKS ON YOUR OWN!!!! THANK YOU AND GODD BLESS!!!!
16. OUR ASSUMPTION OF RISKS POLICY!!!!
YOU ASSUME ALL RISK ASSOCIATED WITH PURCHASING OUR SERVICE. YOU ALSO AGREE TO HOLD US NOT GUILTY IN THE COURT OF LAW IF A NEGATIVE EVENT WERE TO HAPPEN TO YOU, AND YOU TOOK A MATTER RELATING TO US TO THE COURTS OF LAW. THANK YOU AND GODD BLESS!!!!
17. OUR HAVE A GREAT TIME POLICY!!!!
YOU AGREE TO HAVE FUNN AND HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!! HAVE LOTS OF FUNN ALL THE TIME AND HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERY DAY!!!!
11. OUR GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU POLICY!!!!
18. GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU POLICY. GODD BLESS YOU ALWAYS AND THANK YOU FOR EVEN CONSIDERING US!!!!! WE THANK YOU FOREVER EVEN JUST FOR VISITING US TODAY!!!! SO, GODDSPEED AND GOOD LUCK ALWAYS!!!! GODD BLESS AND THANK YOU!!!!
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